by Robert Fischer
I have never paid much attention to New Year’s Resolutions as I’ve never really believed in them. I knew that I would probably never keep them or that I would only make those that were fun and easy to pull off Further, I don’t believe most people keep them either.
But, if I were to make some resolutions this year, this is what they might be. I would promise to:
Pray for the Trump Republicans.
Be nicer to everyone, including those I consider fools.
Try training my dogs for a change to stop people from complaining that I don’t.
Try not to finish Betty’s sentences for her.
Make an effort to understand what the Libertarians really mean by “freedom” and “rights.”
Try to like cats.
Learn to eat awful stuff like Brussels sprout.
Convince American politicians to quit saying that the USA is the richest, most powerful and best country in the world.
Learn to make my own cherry and strawberry-rhubarb pies.
Give compliments even when I don’t believe them.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!